About The Book

A stand-up comic’s collection of stories offer a humorous and sincere exploration of culture and family, as one of twelve children raised in a multiracial family.

Growing up as a white kid with six Black brothers, two white brothers, two from Vietnam, and one from China, comedian Ryan Conner’s family gave him a unique perspective on what it means to be American, one that he brings to the stage and now, for the first time, to the page.

In 12 Guys Walk Into a Kitchen, Conner tells hilarious stories that also tackle assumptions too often made about race, culture, and identity—and offers powerful and funny insights on the unifying power of family, empathy, and redemption.

Read his stories of refugee flights, adoption hardship, love overcoming hate, factory closures, leisure suits, bullying, comedy icons, what happens when a kid who's never broken a rule goes to college and works for a drug front, the life of a comic, poverty, the worst wedding toast in history, ambition vs family, and maybe an orgy. Wild and heart-filled anecdotes are told against the backdrop of a home life that made their lives ordinary in every meaningful sense.

Through sharp, comedic storytelling, discover a message of hope in these divisive times: that diversity isn’t a burden, it’s our greatest strength. And at the end of the day, nearly everything but family is meaningless.

For fans of David Sedaris, standup lovers, and those seeking an optimistic story that bridges cultural divides, 12 Guys Walk Into a Kitchen is the humorous but heartfelt antidote to the wedges that threaten to lie between us. Timely yet timeless, this autobiographical collection of complementary stories invites readers to laugh, to listen, and to see beauty in the differences that make us who we are.

About The Author

Ryan Conner is a writer and stand-up comedian. He was born and raised in Virginia and now lives in Los Angeles with his girlfriend, his dog, and four million other people. He has performed on and written for several television shows. The Washington Post called him “probably the most singular comedian in America.” On NBC’s Last Comic Standing, judge Norm Macdonald called one of his sets “the best [he’s] seen in five years.”

Product Details

  • Publisher: Matt Holt Books (November 24, 2026)
  • Length: 256 pages
  • ISBN13: 9798902680024

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Raves and Reviews

“This book is exactly what you need if you are running low on laughs, hope, and faith in mankind. Ryan’s family is the ideal of what this country could be, should be. They just love each other and understand the importance of moisturizing.”
Wanda Sykes

“I've worked with Ryan for 12 years and always knew he was a hilarious writer, but this memoir blew me away. 12 Guys Walk Into a Kitchen is an inspiring, laugh-out-loud story about brotherhood, diversity, and the undeniable power of family.”
—Rob Dyrdek, Host, MTV’s Ridiculousness 

“Ryan Conner is a great comedian and author. The story of his family is one I've known for decades. To finally read it in detail in book form is a must!”
—Rory Scovel, Comedian and Actor 

“Ryan and I met in the casting room for a pilot called Fugly and the rest is herstory. He is a fantastic comedian and writer whose story has needed to be put on the page for way too long. 12 Guys Walk Into a Kitchen is a long overdue detailing of a comedy titan’s wild origin and it is a triumph. ”
—Chris Fleming, Comedian

“I’ve been watching Ryan perform onstage since I was 17 years old, and there’s always been something so captivating about his storytelling. So of course I wasn’t surprised that he published this great book about his family.”
—Jermaine Fowler, Comedian, Actor, and former roommate

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