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Seriously Sick Jokes
The Most Disgusting, Filthy, Offensive Jokes from the Vile, Obscene, Disturbed Minds of b3ta.com
Compiled by Rob Manuel
Published by Ulysses Press
Distributed by Simon & Schuster
Table of Contents
About The Book
ABSOLUTELY TWISTED
SERIOUSLY DISTURBING
DOWNRIGHT WRONG
→What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
→What’s green and yellow and eats nuts?
Gonorrhea.
→What’s pink, black and has 17 nipples?
The trash can behind the cancer ward.
→What do Jersey girls use as protection during sex?
Bus shelters.
→Did you hear that McDonald’s is coming out with a McJackson burger?
It’s a 50-year-old piece of meat in a 12-year-old bun.
SERIOUSLY DISTURBING
DOWNRIGHT WRONG
→What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
→What’s green and yellow and eats nuts?
Gonorrhea.
→What’s pink, black and has 17 nipples?
The trash can behind the cancer ward.
→What do Jersey girls use as protection during sex?
Bus shelters.
→Did you hear that McDonald’s is coming out with a McJackson burger?
It’s a 50-year-old piece of meat in a 12-year-old bun.
Product Details
- Publisher: Ulysses Press (July 14, 2009)
- Length: 192 pages
- ISBN13: 9781569757093
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