“This book is absurdly funny! It made me laugh so hard (out loud, even!) that I almost collapsed a lung. Truly the queerest joy I have ever felt!”
— Samantha Irby, New York Times bestselling author

“In a world of A+ gays, take some tips from the opposite of that. Eliot’s voice must be heard.”
— Jinkx Monsoon, winner of RuPaul's Drag Race and star of Oh, Mary!        
 
"Eliot is so bad at being gay, but he's so funny that you don't care."
— Jeff Hiller, nationally bestselling author of Actress of a Certain Age
 
"I rarely read books that make me jealous I didn’t write them. Eliot’s is one of them. A terrific, precise collection of essays that show the epicenter of his great (no good, very bad gay) mind."
— Isaac Mizrahi, New York Times bestselling author of I.M.
 
"I have never felt so seen by a book than I have by Eliot's The Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Gay. Reading his writing is like hearing your own private thoughts read back to you, if only your thoughts were a thousand times funnier. From anxiety-inducing pool parties to the circus of gay dating, Eliot's essays perfectly capture the hilarity, heartbreak, and wonderful absurdity of modern queer life." 
— Grant Ginder, nationally bestselling author of So Old, So Young
 
“The lessons through laughter, sincerity and wit feels like the boozy, braless drag brunch I want never want to leave.”
— Michelle Buteau, comedian and creator of Survival of the Thickest

“No one gets beneath stereotypes better or more hilariously than Eliot.” 
— Rachel Bloom, New York Times bestselling author and creator of Crazy Ex Girlfriend

"Eliot may be a bad gay, but he’s also a terrific, hilarious, all good, not-all-bad writer."
— Chris Colfer, star of Glee and #1 New York Times bestselling author

“Eliot is a terrible gay but, luckily, he’s a terrifically good writer. His searingly honest, wickedly funny essays tear apart pop culture and queer romance with insight and heart. Do your future self lying on a beach a favor and buy this book.”
— Guy Branum, author of My Life as a Goddess and star of Bros

“A gay book that is hilarious, heartfelt and actually not cringe?!? I didn’t think it was scientifically possible but Eliot Glazer has done it and it’s so, so funny!”
— Jack Rooke, comedian and creator of the BAFTA award-winning Big Boys
 
"Eliot’s perspective on being a gay millennial man is so real and so specific that it’s universally human. Bursting with jokes, his comedy on stage and screen translates onto the page seamlessly. This book arrives at that moment in life when we finally accept not fitting in. But maybe I’m biased."
— Ilana Glazer, comedian and co-creator of Broad City

“Blunt truth-telling and soul-baring confessions challenge both the queer and homonormative mainstays of modern gay culture. All of this nonconformity is delivered with personality and charm, amid an earnest search for community, making it easy to chuckle right along with this witty, culturally rebellious 'anthropologist of nonsense.' Hilarious, playful assessments from an antihero living on the fringes of the gay community.”
— Kirkus Reviews