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Uncle John's Facts to Annoy Your Teacher Bathroom Reader For Kids Only
Part of For Kids Only
Published by Portable Press
Distributed by Simon & Schuster
Table of Contents
About The Book
Uncle John's fabulous and fascinating For Kids Only reader is back. No parents allowed!
We admit it: Uncle John wasn’t a great student. He’d rather draw plungers or make fart noises than read boring school books. So we made this book with little Uncle John in mind. It’s full of fun facts and funny illustrations--all designed to make your teacher squirm. It’s got the weird. It’s got the wacky. And it definitely has the gross. So hide this book from the grownups as you check out . . .
* Icky eats: fried spiders and candy-coated larvae
* Hunting for real hidden treasures
* The history of doughnuts
* How to make armpit farts
* Goofball students who grew up to be president
* Wrong facts your teacher thinks are true
Plus dumb crooks, amazing kids, animal oddities, and a whole lot more!
We admit it: Uncle John wasn’t a great student. He’d rather draw plungers or make fart noises than read boring school books. So we made this book with little Uncle John in mind. It’s full of fun facts and funny illustrations--all designed to make your teacher squirm. It’s got the weird. It’s got the wacky. And it definitely has the gross. So hide this book from the grownups as you check out . . .
* Icky eats: fried spiders and candy-coated larvae
* Hunting for real hidden treasures
* The history of doughnuts
* How to make armpit farts
* Goofball students who grew up to be president
* Wrong facts your teacher thinks are true
Plus dumb crooks, amazing kids, animal oddities, and a whole lot more!
Product Details
- Publisher: Portable Press (September 1, 2012)
- Length: 256 pages
- ISBN13: 9781607106685
- Grades: 4 - 7
- Ages: 9 - 12
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